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You had lost all control of your hands. They were spazzing out in different directions as you tried to breath for precious air.

You, my friend, were currently fangirling.

"ASDFGHJKL!!!!" You rolled off your friends couch as you failed around. The strawberry blonde next to you gave you a worried look.

"Uhhh...______? Are you ok?" The Romanian asked as he stared at you. Giving you the "whydoievenbother?" look. You gasp and ran to the T.V. screen, slowly petting it like a creep.

"OOOOOhhhhhh my god, I love you Marshall Lee~" You giggled insanely as you heard his voice. "You're the SEXIEST vampire alive~" Romania crossed his arms in response. He cleared his throat to catch your attention.

"Uh, excuse you? I believe your boyfriend has this title." He growled out. You turned away form the T.V. screen and laughed. You laughed so hard, even someone like Romania, who never blushed, began to grow red.

"Jealous much?" You walked over to your boyfriend and sat down next to him, snuggling closer to him. Basically taunting him with your sweet scent. He scoffed.

"Bitch, please, he ain't got nothing on me." He snapped his fingers while moving his head from side to side. You giggled and kissed his cheek. He smiled as he pulled you onto his lap. "Oh baby." He breathed as you snuggled into the crook of his neck. You breathed in his sent as you smiled warmly.

"Yeah, you're right..." You kissed him again on the lips and wrapped your arms around his shoulders. "After all, Marshall is only fake."

"Or am I?" You looked up from your boyfriend to see the OTHER vampire behind him. Your (e/c) met Marshall's crimson ones. You opened your mouth to let out a silent scream. You fell backwards onto the ground, leaving Romania's grasp.

Romania turned to Marshall Lee, bearing his pearly-white fangs in the process. He hissed like a cat. "Keep your hands off my girl!(I like that song :3)" Marshall just floated hi the air with his hands put up in a defensive position.

"Hey, I can't help it that I am hot." He flew over to you. You were siting with your les folded on either side of you. He lightly kissed your hand as he winked. "My lady... care for help?" He pulled up harshly causing you to almost fall face-first onto the floor. He caught you into his body. "Whoa, there. Be careful now."

Romania pulled Marshall Lee away from you into his chest. He hissed at Marshall Lee his fangs almost 2 inches long. You clung to Romania as began to get scared. Marshall laughed.

"You think you could take me? I AM the vampire prince! I come the fucking NIGHTOSPHERE." His pupils began to grow red as the white in his eyes turned black.

"GAH! STOP IT YOU TWO!" You stepped in-between them and sighed. "Marshall, go back to Ooo. I do have a boyfriend, and I will not be the type to cheat." He sighed in defeat and began to turn away. He slammed the front door closed as a sign that he left. You felt to hands snake their way around your waist; pulling you in your boy-friends body. You huffed in response.

"I am glad you are enjoying your-self draga mea, but it's time to wake-up now~" You twisted your face in confusion. "I said, WAKE UP!"

You were on the floor, you looked up to see a VERY annoyed Romanian. You looked around to see your surroundings: Vlad's living room. You must've fallen asleep. You groaned sadly. 'It just HAD to be a dream...'

                                   "Marshall Fucking Lee..."  



                                                  "WHO NOW?!" Vlad shouted.

I just had too.

Two, hot vampires one reader... fangirling... what more is there to say?


Me: Nana! <----what I call my grandma

Nana: Yeah?

Me: I just had a sexy dream about Japan~!

Nana: ... that sounds terrible...

Me: ;A;

:iconmindfckedkikuplz: poor japan...
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CheshireNeko247 Apr 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh god I love this. I laughed so hard I started to choke then I continued laughing and gave myself a headache. It's awesomer then Prussia. Have a sexy Romania and some kawaii rainbow cake.
:iconsexyromaniaplz: :iconrainbowcakeplz:
procrastinator-otaku Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
awww thank you 
CheshireNeko247 Apr 15, 2014  Student General Artist
Your welcome ^w^
me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
procrastinator-otaku Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, that's good
chibivampire98 Mar 3, 2014  Student General Artist
I almost died of laughter, good thing vlad was by my side to bring me back
procrastinator-otaku Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
PoppyFields145 Feb 16, 2014  Student Writer
AAAAAAH you make me laugh!
procrastinator-otaku Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
AHHHHHHHHHH im so glad i do 
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