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AmericaXReaderXEngland: HOT KOOL AID

"DRINK IT!!"

"BLOODY HELL!!"

"DRINK ITTTTTT!!!"

Oh great. Alfred was forcing someone else to eat whatever he has. By the sound of it it was Arthur. Usually you tend to stay away from any conflict, so you were peaceful, but knowing Al, he had a tendency to bring you in his arguments.

"________! Thank god you're here! Bloody Alfred's trying to make my drink one of his were concoctions!" Arthur called. You stopped at the door way to see Alfred in hand with to coffee mugs.

"Is he trying to make you drink coffee again?" You guessed.

"_______! Dude, you love me right?" Alfred gave you a puppy dog look. You hesitated but then gave a quick no

ItalyXReaderXRomano

Twas a peaceful afternoon in your house. You had just prepared pasta for lunch and your crazy neighbor and FINALLY stopped slamming all the doors in his house(I hate my neighbors...). You were currently waiting for your good friends: the Italian brothers, or as Iggy would say: Macaroni brothers. You sat down in front of your TV, you just couldn't wait to eat, you began to twirl the fort, picking up the pasta...you licked your lips almost succeeding in taking your bite util...

RING RING RING

You huffed, got up and picked up the phone. "Hello?" you said annoyingly, hopeful it wasn't a telemarketer.... oh god if it was, shit would just hit the

BTTxReader- Nap Time"Come on! Get up, you lazy asses!"

"Nnnnnng…."

"Uuuuuuhhh…."

"Errrrg…"

You sighed, pulling the covers off of your three roommates, "It's two o'clock. Way past time to wake up."

"Nein, _____. It's much too early." Gilbert muttered, snuggling up to Antonio, who lay beside him, for warmth.

"Oui. You could get in the bed with us, Cherie. It would be nice. We could have sex and zhen sleep until midnight like always." Francis chuckled perversely.

"Always? What universe are you living in, Francis…?"

"A better one than yours, apparently."

"Si, chica." Antonio put in, trying to shove Gil away, "Siesta time is muy importante."

"Come on, _____

RomanoxReaderxItaly: Sibling Rivalry

"Umm Feli?" you asked into the phone.
"No Feliciano isn't here," Lovino snarled, "who is this?"
You jumped, "Oh this is ____________."
"What do you want with my idiota fratello?"
Somehow Lovino always seemed to make you feel quite small, like a little rabbit. You didn't know why he seemed to pick on and call you names more. "Umm, well we have our cooking lesson today. I just wanted to know if he was on his way."
"What cooking lesson?" he shouted into the phone.
You let out a squeak, "H-He's been teaching me how to cook." Then the phone went dead, "L-Lovino? Are you there?" No answer. After that you put the phone back. "I guess Feli is o

Italy x Reader x Romano: Sleepover!"But fratello~ I want (name) to sleep with me!" Italy whined. Romano twitched.
"No! You always get to sleep with (name), it's my turn!" he yelled. You sweat dropped, this is what happened every time you slept over with the Italy brothers, which always ended up in Feliciano crying and Lovino stomping away angrily.
"Now come on guys, can't we just eat pasta and deal with this later." you tried to settle things.
"No! My idiot brother always gets you to sleep with him by crying! Let me get out of my brothers shadow for once!" he turned red, and looked like he was about to cry. Not to mention Feliciano did too.
You sighed and ruffled both of their

F.A.C.E.xReader: Movie Night

"Artie, get the popcorn!" you shouted. "The movie's starting!"
"Don't call me that!"
Alfred pulled you onto his lap. "Come on babe; move over so Artie can sit down."
Francis gave a pervyish laugh as your face turned red.
"A-Al!"
"Ohonhon, you don't want to sit on Alfred's lap, who don't you sit on mine?"
"Shut up you perverted frog!"
"Guys the movie's starting," Matthew whispered.
A small voice from Matthew's bear asked, "Who are you."
Matt sighed, "I'm Matthew…"
"Dude, Matt, I didn't see you there!"
"Be quiet Alfie," you said using the nickname you knew he hated. His face turned red and he shut up.

AVENGERS

After the movie was o

Romano x Reader: Flattery"CHIGIII~!"

"Romano's home~" you observed, nodding in unison with the coppery kitten that you were curled up on the sofa with. You were at the Vargas' house, waiting for your friend Feliciano to come back from a "date" with Ludwig. The man in question (Romano) stalked into the house, slamming the door with such force as to rattle the windows, muttering under his breath.

"Hi to you too," you murmured as Romano stomped straight into the kitchen and started banging pots and pans around.

"I hate that stupid potato jerk!" you heard him raging, most likely to himself but definitely loud enough for everyone and anyone in the area to hear. "That s

GermanyxReader: Designated Driver

You heard a loud voice over the hundreds of screaming voices, “__________! ___________! GILBERT!”
Turning your head you saw Ludwig. Giggling you jumped on a table screaming, “Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on!”
“Mein Gott,” Ludwig groaned. He grabbed your leg and tried to pull you off the table, “__________, get off the table.”
“Nein!” you shouted getting your ankle out of his grasp and jumped to another table and started to dance.
Ludwig turned red as you kicked high en

AT: Germany x Reader

Germany x Reader
The Plan

-Reader P.O.V.-
All right! So today was the day! It was the day where you were going to initiate your evil plan. This has taken several weeks of planning, and getting Gilbert to comply to help you too. You checked your watch. 20 minutes till five. You grabbed your phone and dialed a number.

“You see him, Gil?” You asked.

“Ja!” Gilbert snickered.

“Why can’t time move faster????” You groaned.

“He’ll be home soon, fraulien!” Gilbert laughed.

You hung up and waited patiently. You picked up a magazine and started skimming through the pages. You gasped

BTTxReader: My Dearest Friends "Saying 'he was a racist' isn't an opening argument eyebrows!" Francis snapped beside you, standing up slightly in his seat. "I'm not satisfied and my partner is not either!"

He looked towards you expectantly but you simply froze for a second. Luckily at that point, Arthur, who was sitting across from you, stood up and shot a glare. "Well if you'd let me finish, I can actually support my argument you frog!"

Sighing, you looked at Elizabeta, sitting across from you with a similar expression. "I'm not even going to try and get a word in edgewise. I highly doubt that either of us will get heard."

Nodding, you tuned out for a few secon

PrussiaxReader Drabble oneshotPrussiaxReader

Technically Married

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A heavy weight was crushing your chest. You tried to shift out of the way, knowing without opening your eyes what it was.

"Get off Gilbert."

"Nien." He mumbled, tightening his hold on your waist.

You propped yourself up on your elbows, frowning down at the man.

His face was pressed in between your breasts, his arms wrapped tightly around your waist.
He did this every night. Sneaking into your bed, leaving you to wake up extremely pissed.

Gilbert had been doing this for two years now.

You could lock your door, set up booby traps and even a burglar alar

PrussiaxReader: Backfired Gloating

"I wouldn't bother confessing __________," Eliza told you.
You sighed.
"He just doesn't like you that way, I'm sorry."
"Whatever Eliza," you said preoccupied with the letter you were writing to that special someone.
"I asked," she piped up again.
You groaned as she continued to sneakily insult you.
"___________!" a voice from the front door called. "I'm back!"
Your face turned red, he was here. Now was your chance. But you were too late and Eliza answered the door and started to flirt with him. "Hey Gilly."
The albino gentleman walked into your kitchen were you sat. Quickly you hit your letter to him, "Hey Gil. What's up?"
"Nothing m

Prussia x Reader - The Oversized Shirt Problem "Gilbert?" you poked your head around the corner into the living room to see your Prussian boyfriend playing Super Smash Bros on the Wii.
"Ja, _______?" he asked as he moved along with his characters movements on the screen.
You narrowed your eyes, "Did you do the laundry by any chance?"
"Ja, ja. Don't vorry about it. I'll do it later."
"So you haven't done it?" you rubbed the bridge of your nose.
Gilbert paused the game and looked at you lazily with his ruby eyes, "Nein."
"Gilbert!" you threw your hands up in aggrivation. "You were supposed to do the laundry this morning! My favorite blouse was in there!" You huffed, "I w

Meinen Lieblingsbruder (GermanyxReaderxPrussia)Meinen Leiblingsbrüder
GermanyxReaderxPrussia

You burst through the door of your brothers' home with a loud call of their names. You had been offered an opportunity to be housed in an American home across the Atlantic Ocean and had gladly gone for the two month experience, but by the time you got off the plane, all you wanted was to see your brothers.

"Gilbert! Ludwig!" you shouted, throwing your bags in the doorway and standing with your arms spread wide. "Wo seit ihr?" [Where are you?]

You could hear a crash, followed by the running footsteps of your older brother. The scrawny 21-year-old stared at you with wide red eyes and a bright

Lost children? BTTXREADERLOST Children?
BTTxReader (with Baby Germany, Little Canada and young Romano)
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GOD! You hated the mall.
Filled with loud fast talking assholes who slammed into their shoulders into yours, then glared at YOU like you were the rude one.

High-heels clicked, phones beeped and children wailed. Wait, what?

"Papa!!" You stopped were you were and frowned. "Papa!" A little voice sobbed.
There it was again. Spinning around you looked for the source of the voice. Across the corridor, standing between a potted plant and a stone pillar, where thr

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PrussiaXReaderXGermany: Come with us?

by ~procrastinator-otaku, Jan 1, 2013, 6:22:51 PM
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You felt like crying; it was in 4 more days your German, and Prussian, friends will be leaving to their home country of Germany. they had moved to America there when they were in high school. And now they were going back after collage. You were planning to have a sleep over before you help the pack up. You knew that at the sight of the german brothers the water works would come

...and the did.

"Awwww come on Mädchen! Don't cry! That's so unawe-"

Wack!

"Bruder, I think you should be more sympathetic to _______ current situation." Ludwig said with a sigh. "Thanks again ______ for letting us stay the night." It was no the taller brother to get tackled by you. You sobbed into his muscular chest.

"LUDDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" you cried. He signed. Usually, you didn't cry for anything. But you were a mess. He lifted you up and began to push you inside.

"Bruder, could you get the stuff from the car?"

"AAAWWW!!! WHY?!" Gilbert whined. He stomped to the car and grabbed to bags.

Ludwig sat you down on the couch as Gilbert threw the bags somewhere in the house. you sniffed and got yourself together.

"Sorry, I-I just wish you guys could stay...I mean we've known each other for a long time now." At that moment you saw Gilbert's devilish smirk. "Hey...I know that smile! What are you planning Gilbert?!" you croosed your arms over your chest.

"Kesesese~ you'll see~ Luddy I think its time~"

you snapped your head to Lud's direction. He also had and uncharacteristic smirk on his face. Your face paled as the worst thing you expected came to mind.

"Am I about to be raped?" your meek reply cut through the silence.

"KESESESSESSEESESESSSS~!!!!" Gilbert cracked up. Falling of the chair, rolling on the floor laughing. Your firery blush spreed across your face like a wild fire. You turned to Ludwig who had the same blush, staring at you with wide eyes.

"_-______...What kind of perverted question is that?!!" He yelled. You fiddled with your fingers awkwardly. He pulled a paper in front of you. You took it shyly and opened it.

A plane ticket.

A ONE WAY plane ticket to Germany, scheduled the same time, and date as theirs'

"W-wha...You want me to go to Germany with you guys?! But-but what about my family-"

"We already asked them, THEY SAID YES! ISNT THAT AWESOME?!?" Gilbert Shouted.

"I don't even know German?! How will I get around?!"

"We can teach it to you on your way. Besides you'll be moving in with us." Luddy said casually.

"But-but...WHY?!" You said shocked. "Do you really want me to go?" the nodded at the same time. "what if I am scared to go?" you said quickly.

"What is there to be scared about lieben?" Ludwig laughed.

"w-well, wont they hate me cause American(If you aren't, you are know!(become one with America!)). And wat if I am lost and you guys aren't with me? What would I do then?!" you cried.

They laughed. LAUGHED. Gilbert began to chant "German german german"

"Of course a German invented "Wetten, dass"*
Many thanks for the enjoyable hours
We're the friendliest customers in this world
We're modest - we have money
The very best in any sport
The taxes here set a world record
Visit Germany and stay here
It's this kind of visitor we wait for
Anyone who likes it can live here
We're the friendliest people in this world"

Ludwig began to SING. SING. you could not believe your EARS.Gilbert and him soon stepped in front of you, preparing to sing the refrain.

"All that is Germany - all that is us
You won't find that anywhere else - only here only here
All that is Germany - all that is us
We live and die here!"

Ludwig pointed at Gilbert and said:

"Many people are arrogant about Germany
And some think it's cool to be an a--hole"

You heard a faint "Hey!" then gilbert pushed Ludwig out of the way. He grabbed your hand and kissed it.

"And travel to Thailand every year to f---
We love our cars more than our women
Because we can trust German cars"

You heard Ludwig's deep voice.

"God kissed the earth just once
Right on the spot where Germany is now"

"We're the best everywhere - naturally also in bed
And we're especially nice to dogs and cats"
Gilbert wiggled his eyes at you.

"All that is Germany - all that is us
You won't find that anywhere else - only here only here
All that is Germany - all that is us
We live and die here...!"
They finished out of breath(That sounded dirty...). You gave a laughed and clapped.

"Well, how can I say no after that?"

~timeskip~

You, Luddy, and Gil waited outside on a bench for his grandpa to pick them up. The sun was setting as the bustling city of berlin was no ready for sleep. "So _______ what do you want to see first?" Ludwig said.

"The Berlin wall," you said quietly. Knowing it was a sensitive subject. He stared at you, then gave a swift nod.

"Hey _______ I'm glad you came with us." Gilbert sighed.

You smiled and wrapped your arms around the two brothers' shoulders. Bringing them close you kissed their cheeks. "I do love my German boys!" You giggled and got up to throw your food wrapper in the trash. you heard a faint "OI I'M PRUSSIAN!!!"

~Change of point of view~

"Hey Gilbert..." Ludwig said cautiously.

"Ja bruder?"

"You have no chance with _______."

"Like you do..." Gilbert scoffed. "50 we fall awesomely in love and we get married and have an awesome little boy with in 2 years..."

"100 says me und _______ falling love and get married with in 1 year."

Gilbert smirked and turned to his brother. " Well nothing like a brotherly competition to welcome Opa home..."

!!!extended ending!!!!

"200 that she doesn't fall in love with neither of you...but me."

"OPA?!?!"

"He I still got it in me!" The long blonde haired scoffed.

"OPA?!?" They shouted again.

"What? I was just joking!...or was I?"

Uhh-oh! looks like reader's in a German love fest.