Sta.sh
"DRINK IT!!"
"BLOODY HELL!!"
"DRINK ITTTTTT!!!"
Oh great. Alfred was forcing someone else to eat whatever he has. By the sound of it it was Arthur. Usually you tend to stay away from any conflict, so you were peaceful, but knowing Al, he had a tendency to bring you in his arguments.
"________! Thank god you're here! Bloody Alfred's trying to make my drink one of his were concoctions!" Arthur called. You stopped at the door way to see Alfred in hand with to coffee mugs.
"Is he trying to make you drink coffee again?" You guessed.
"_______! Dude, you love me right?" Alfred gave you a puppy dog look. You hesitated but then gave a quick nod. "Well, how 'bout you try my new drink!!" He shoved it in your face, the foul stench wafting into your senses. You crinched.
"What is it?" you looked at the dark purple liquid.
"I made a pot of Kool-Aid!" He buffed his chest out proudly.
"uhhhh, Al, I don't think Kool-Aid is supposed to be hot?" You backed away as he pushed the cup further. He gave you a rapey face smirk. you had to think quick to get out of this situation. "You know what!...I'll try it after Arthur!" the American's attention was soon drawn to the brit, whom he stalked up to.
"Get way Wanker!!" Arthur made the cross symbol with his hands.
"BUT I MADE THIS FOR YOU!" Alfred whined.
you quietly stepped back out of the fight, trying to escape the American's weird cravings.
"A, a, ah~ Were do you think your going missy!~" Alfred Snaked his arm around your waist, pulling you in there little circle. "Come on! ________ please If you don't then I will just make up a rule that you have to date meeee~~~~~" He said in a sing-song voice. You blushed as he brought his face closer.
"Don't touch me you idiot!!" You pushed his face away.
"Awwwwww gurrrll your blushin'" He said.
"I'll drink it!" Arthur's voice cut through the silence. He was angry. "But only if _______ get's to drink it with me..."
"Oh come on! that's imposs-"
Arthur cut you off with his lips. Causing you to gasp and the bitter liquid to flow into your mouth. You blushed. And with a quick turn of your head, you spit out the drink towards the American VERY gracefully. Of course, Alfred used his ninja-hero reflexes and dodged the spill.
"THAT WAS HOT..." you yelled with out even thinking. Arthur wiggled his huge eyebrows at you. "Well, Ermm... I meant the Kool-Aid."
"Of course you did, love."
"So did you guys like it?!" Alfred said.
you gave him a death glare.
Alfred, not knowing how to sense the mood, said:
"...I knew you would! Know, WHO'S UP FOR SECONDS!? cause I made ALOT!"
.....oh Alfred.
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This is funny, I love it
Friend: *comes in* What?
Me: *awkward laugh* Nothing.......
Just pointing out, you made a typo at "you had to think quik" when it was supposed to be quick. I think........